Difference Between School And Girl's Collage स्कुल र गर्ल्स कलेज

स्कुल र गर्ल्स कलेजमा के फरक छ, थाहा छ ??????
स्कुलको छेउछाउ तिर "स्कुल एरिया बिस्तारै हाँक्नुस्" भनेर लेखेको हुन्छ ..... तर गर्ल्स कलेजको छेउछाउ तिर लेखेको हुदैन ..... किनकी गर्ल्स कलेजको अगाडी पुगेपछि सबैले गाडी आफैं बिस्तारै हाँक्छन .........

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School ra girls collage ma ke farak chha, thaha chha ????

School ko chheuchhau tira "School Area, Bistaarai Haaknus" bhanera lekheko hunchh .... tara girl's collage ko chheuchhau tira lekheko hundaina .... kinaki girl's collageko agadi puge pachhi sabaile gaadi aafai bistaarai haakchhan ........

Making Sentence with Alphabet "I"

Teacher: tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".

Student: I is the...

Teacher: stop. never put 'is' after an "I"..always put 'am' after an "I"...........

Student: ok.ok..

I am the ninth letter of the alphabet..!! :D

Balabhadra Kunwar Nalapaniko Yuddhama Kasari Ladeka Thiye ...

इतिहास विषय पढाउने शिक्षकले एक विद्यार्थीलाई प्रश्न सोधे ।
शिक्षस : भन त माने नाला पानीको लडाँईमा बलभद्र कुँवर कसरी लडेका थिए ?
विद्यार्थी : नाला पानीको युद्धमा नाला फुटेर पानी बाहिर निस्किएको हुँदा चिप्लिएर लडेका थिए सर

Does the dog know the PROVERB, too?

A student does not like the look of the barking dogs.

"Its alright", said the gentleman,"Dont u know the proverb, Barking dogs don't bite?"
"Ah..yes", Student said,"But
Does the dog know the PROVERB, too..??"

After finishing the class of about winners of nobel prize

After finishing the class of about winners of nobel prize, a STUDENT left school and directly runs towards his home. Then he started to disconnect the door-bell.
When his mother asked, the student shouted,"I want to win NO-BELL prize. So, dont disturbed me."

Teacher: tell me a sentence that starts with an "I"

Teacher: tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".

Student: I is the...

Teacher: stop.. never put 'is' after an "I"..always put 'am' after an "I"...........

Student: ok.ok..
I am the ninth letter of the alphabet..!! :D

Height of Oh Shit

A student took a knife and wrote his girlfriend's name oh his hand....

After sometime he started crying loudly....
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why?
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PAIN...
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Oh Shittttt: SPELLING MISTAKE....

Grammar Class: Shyam doesn't like girls

Grammar class:
Teacher- "Shyam doesn't like girls." .....So, what is 'Shyam' in this sentence???
Student- He is a gay mam...... :P

Brilliant Answers given by a student

Brilliant Answers given by a student :-

Q-In which battle did Tipu Sultan die.?
Ans-His last one.!

Q-How do you stop acid indigestion.?
Ans-Stop drinking acid.!

Q-Where was the declaration of independence signed.?
Ans-At the bottom of the page.!

Q-What's the main reason for divorce.?
Ans-Marriage :D

What is Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder

Prof 2 Student- What is Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder?

Student- Jumbalakadi bamba!Holsga Volsga.

Prof-I didn't get u.

Student-Same here dude..!:-D ;-)

IF THE EXAM RESULT IS GOOD Vs. IF THE EXAM RESULT IS BAD

IF THE EXAM RESULT IS GOOD------>>

Teacher: He was intelligent
Mum: It's all because of my praying
Papa: whose son is he
FRENS: lets go to drink.


IF THE RESULT IS BAD:----->>


Teacher: so naughtiest one
Mum: mobile ruined everything
Papa: its all due to loving & leaving free.
FRENS: lets go to drink.

MORAL: everything changes, everyone changes, world changes, but FRENS never.... :D

Rocking New Generation Student

Rocking New Generation Student:

Postman knocked the door at his home..A boy came with cigarette in mouth and Beer in hand.

Postman- your papa?

Boy- How fool ! Can't u understand after seeing all these, so, will he be here..???

You must secure 95% marks in this exam

Teacher:You must secure 95% marks in this exam.
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Student -No, we'll secure 99.9%
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Teacher:Don't joke any more..

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Student- Who started joking first . . .???

A man jumped in the sea and never came back

A man jumped in the sea and never came back

Next day other man jumped into the sea n never came back,

Student's conclusion,
Men are soluble in water

A boy loved his classmate. He proposed her

A boy loved his classmate.
He proposed her.
Girl refused and complained to teacher.

Teacher fired out and banned him coming to school for a week.

Boy came to school after a week.

Girl realized her mistake and wrote,"I am sorry and I love you too", on boy's book.
Boy didn't reacted and 9 mths passed.
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Moral:
Boys don't open their books.

BUNK the Classes as much as possible & Save our teachers

Its a HUMBLE REQUEST ::

About 80% of Teachers are suffering from Throat Pain by teaching STUDENTS.

So, please..
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BUNK the Classes as much as possible,&

Save our teachers......

Define 'A STUDENT'

Define 'A STUDENT' .
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One student defines as:

A Student Is Not The One Who Reads The Book Before The Exam,
But,
The One Who Writes A New Book During The Exam.'

If a Student Makes a Mistake, It is a MISTAKE. .!!

If a Barber Makes a Mistake, It’s a New Style..

If a Driver Makes a Mistake, It is An Accident..

If a Engineer Makes a Mistake, It is a New Venture..

If Parents Makes a Mistake, It is a New Generation..

If a Tailor Makes a Mistake, It is a New Fashion..

If a Teacher Makes a Mistake , It is a New Theory..

If a Student Makes a Mistake, It is a MISTAKE. .!!

5 Rocking Rules for Student's

5 RULES FOR STUDENTS.....................

1) Never make noise in class coz others are sleeping.
2) Be absent to keep the campus clean.
3) Take some fruits for the animals in the staff room.
4) Always take books cos it acts like a pillow.
5) Never be early to class or else no one will notice......;) :D

Student Rocks................

A crack-student thought that "LOL" means lots of love

A crack-student thought dat "LOL" means lots of love.......
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so, he sent it in da following text to his girlfrnd........
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sorry to hear about ur accident.......LOL