Difference Between School And Girl's Collage स्कुल र गर्ल्स कलेज

स्कुल र गर्ल्स कलेजमा के फरक छ, थाहा छ ??????
स्कुलको छेउछाउ तिर "स्कुल एरिया बिस्तारै हाँक्नुस्" भनेर लेखेको हुन्छ ..... तर गर्ल्स कलेजको छेउछाउ तिर लेखेको हुदैन ..... किनकी गर्ल्स कलेजको अगाडी पुगेपछि सबैले गाडी आफैं बिस्तारै हाँक्छन .........

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School ra girls collage ma ke farak chha, thaha chha ????

School ko chheuchhau tira "School Area, Bistaarai Haaknus" bhanera lekheko hunchh .... tara girl's collage ko chheuchhau tira lekheko hundaina .... kinaki girl's collageko agadi puge pachhi sabaile gaadi aafai bistaarai haakchhan ........

Nepali Loving Girl's: Love Status: Jaba euti ketile

जब एउटी केटीले आफ्नो पर्स हराउन्छे अनि भन्छे :
गरिब केटी: हे भगवान मेरो पैसा !!!!
धनि केटी: ओ गड ! माइ डेबिट कार्ड ....
सुन्दर केटी: हे भगवान ! त्यसमा त मेरो "अनुराग"को फोटो थियो ......

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jaba euti ketile aafno purse haraaunchhe ... ani bhanchhe
Gareeb Keti: he bhagawaan mero paisa !!!
Dhani Keti: Oh god ! my debit card .....
Sunder Keti: he bhagawaan ! tyasma ta mero "Anurag" ko photo thiyo ........

Hello I Am Joking ... LOL

You are ABCD...
Attractive Beautiful Cute Dear

You are EFG...
Excellent Funny Georgeous

You are HIJ...
Hello ! I am Joking....... LOL

Inverse Relation between Man and Woman

When man becomes RICH,

he becomes NAUGHTY.....

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When a woman becomes NAUGHTY,
she becomes RICH......

After Drinking- Men Talk Unnecessarily But....

After Drinking-
Men Talk Unnecessarily, Become Emotional, Drive Badly, Stop Thinking, Fight 4 Nothing...

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Hats Off 2 Women

They Can Do All These Without Drinking ;) :D

How To Propose A Girl In Facebook | Mathemetical Way of Proposal

Mathematical Proposal During fb chat:

Boy: Hey Plz Solve this and reply
me the answer,
# 9x - 7i > 3(3x - 7u)
Girl started solving,
# 9x - 7i > 3(3x - 7u)
or, 9x - 7i > 9x - 21u
or, -7i > -21u
or, 7i < 21u
ans, i < 3 u

Now girl's reply: i♥u

Boy: i♥u too!!

♥Isn't it cute? :)♥

BF/GF Jokes | Last Year, She Was My Cousin

A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend

Friend Asked : Who Is She?

Boy : My Cousin.

The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.! :D

How to kill α "GIRL" - Girl's Joke

How to kill α "GIRLFRIEND" ?
Give her α beαutiful dress, nice jewellery's, costly cosmetics. Then,
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"MIRROR" :P

One student found a letter of neighbour-uncle who wrote for his wife

One student found a letter of neighbour-uncle who wrote for his wife.
After reading, the student omitted the letter ''e'' from that letter-message on the last word (here).....and kept the letter where it was.........


i'm having such a wonderful time
Wish you were her...''

A Kid Was Beaten Up By His Mom

A Kid Was Beaten Up By His Mom
Dad Came And Asked
What Happen Son?

Kid Said:
I Cant Adjust With Your Wife Anymore.
I Want My Own.

Good news and bad news

Doctor: Mrs. Preety I have a good news for you.
Preety: What do you mean by Mrs. Preety? I am Miss Preety.
Doctor: Oh! Sorry Miss Preety, I have bad new for you....:D

Girl becames pregnant

Girl: 'I am pregnant.'
Boy: 'Are u sure thats mine.'

Girl started crying: 'If everyone says like this, what shall I do ..... ????

When a man becomes RICH

When man becomes RICH,
he becomes NAUGHTY.....
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When a woman becomes NAUGHTY,
she becomes RICH.......

After Drinking- Men Talk Unnecessarily

After Drinking-
Men Talk Unnecessarily,

Become Emotional, Drive Badly, Stop Thinking, Fight 4 Nothing...
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Hats Off 2 Women

They Can Do All These Without Drinking ;) :D