Facebook: I wont let u study

Facebook:
"hahaha i wont let u study x-D"

Student:
"Plz dont do this to me..i beg u.. :( "

Facebook:
"ok then log out and study..!"

Student:
"yaar ta ta risaihaalis... la la bhayo u win...
show me what's new ? :p:D

Nepali Facebook Shayari

दुध खान दिउँला, दही खान दिउँला, मोहीले चुठौली
facebook मै दिन ढल्नेछ तिम्रो, facebook मै उठौली

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dudh kahan diula, dahi khana diula, mohile chuthauli
facebook mai din dhalnechha timro, facebook mai uthauli

Nepali Facebook JOke/Status

शिक्षक : बाबु हो पेज नं. ७५ पल्टाओ त !
बिद्यार्थी : सर मैले त पेज नं. ७५ नै भेटिन त !
शिक्षक : हो र ? कुन book खोल्यौ र ??
बिद्यार्थी : facebook सर !!!!!

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Teacher: babu ho page no. 75 paltaao ta !
student: sir maile ta page no. 75 nai bhetina ta !
Teacher: ho ra? kun book kholyau ra ?
Student: facebook sir !!!!!

Facebook Joke: New Age Rhyme

New age rhyme. :)
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Chatting chatting.....
No mamma.

with new girls....
No mamma,,

.....telling lies......
No mamma

open ur facebook account...
ha..ha..ha! ;)