Nepali Loving Girl's: Love Status: Jaba euti ketile

जब एउटी केटीले आफ्नो पर्स हराउन्छे अनि भन्छे :
गरिब केटी: हे भगवान मेरो पैसा !!!!
धनि केटी: ओ गड ! माइ डेबिट कार्ड ....
सुन्दर केटी: हे भगवान ! त्यसमा त मेरो "अनुराग"को फोटो थियो ......

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jaba euti ketile aafno purse haraaunchhe ... ani bhanchhe
Gareeb Keti: he bhagawaan mero paisa !!!
Dhani Keti: Oh god ! my debit card .....
Sunder Keti: he bhagawaan ! tyasma ta mero "Anurag" ko photo thiyo ........

Girl becames pregnant

Girl: 'I am pregnant.'
Boy: 'Are u sure thats mine.'

Girl started crying: 'If everyone says like this, what shall I do ..... ????