New Justin Bieber Jokes ! 2012

Ok! here are some (Dustbin bieber) Justin Bieber jokes , most of them are collected from internet and some are made by me. Justin Barber haters will like these jokes and Justin Barber fan will give comment like “You are jealous of Justin Barber”. Without further words here are some JB joke collections! Enjoy and do share with your friends icon wink New Justin Bieber Jokes !

Justin Bieber Got his new movie “Never Say Never” , but he already said never twice icon razz New Justin Bieber Jokes ! .

Do you know what “Never say Never” sounds like ? its like your teacher at your classroom screaming at you and saying “don’t say fuck in class!”

Justin Bieber’s mother often tells his friends stories of when he was little. The stories are from a few months ago.

Who’s that girl singing? Oh…Wait…Thats justin beiber

I called Justin Bieber gay, and he slapped me with his purse.

Yo Usher! Are you coming out tonight? -Nah I’m babysitting Justin Bieber!

Justin Bieber always sings about girls… she must be a lesbian.

Hey you guys are so mean to Justin, leave HER alone!

Justin Bieber kept video of himself striping in YouTube, which caught the attention of gay manager and next day he became star.

In an interview with MTV News, Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe said that when he heard Justin Bieber sing for the first time, he thought he was a woman. That’s ridiculous. Justin Bieber is not a woman. He’s a girl.

In next season of Disney’s Hannah Montana , Justin will be playing the role of Hannah Montana.

Justin Bieber is the Brand Ambassadors of sanitary pads.

Justin Bieber is using hair growing oil to get puberty .

2000A.D – OMG Backstreet boys!!!
2006A.D – Who is Backstreet boys ?
2010A.D – OMG Justin Bieber!!!!!!
2015A.D – Who is Justin Bieber.

Miley Cyrus shaves more often than Justin Bieber.

It seems he is using her older sisters in his videos.

Most of the Justin’s concert are free because no one is willing to pay for it.

Police are now using Justin Bieber’s songs as torture devices.

Even deaf cannot resist the song of Justin Bieber.

Kim Kardashian received death threats from Justin Bieber fans after he jokingly tweeted that she was his girlfriend. One Justin Bieber fan tweeted that she will use her lunch money to hire a hit man.

Q. What’s the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga ?
A. One of them has balls and it ain’t Bieber.

Justin Biebers new song is “if i were a boy”.

You’ve got to feel sorry for JB ………….. She’s under extreme pressure with all the hype surrounding her.

Q: How to make Justin Bieber cry?
A: Tell him Santa’s not real!

Justin Beiber fell off the ladder trying to reach puberty .

Justin Beiber will star on next transformer movie , his name in transformer will be “Faggatron” .

Q: When will Justin Bieber win the Grammy ?
A: After Justin Bieber hits the puberty , damn he will never win Grammy then.

JB wants new Barbie Doll kit as christmas gift .

JB doesn’t need mic to sing , no one needs mic for lip-syncing .

Q: Why did the Chicken cross the Road?
A:To get away from Justin Bieber!!!

JUSTIN: mom i think i finally hit puberty
MOM: really? how do u know?
JUSTIN: I’m bleeding from my vagina.

Stop making fun of him. Every time you make fun of him, you’re making fun of someone’s daughter.

Instead of saying when pigs fly say when justin beiber hits pueberty.

According to E! , Justin Bieber and Usher is in relationship and was found on late night dating. They will marry once Justin turns 18.

“Justin Bieber Finally hit the Puberty” was the biggest April Fool Joke of the Year .

13yrs old Girl got detention for misspelling “Believers” as “BELIBERS”.

The Justin Bieber song “Baby” is the official theme song of Gay Association .

Obama : We are going through major crisis , all the teen girls are becoming Lesbian.
Press : How can you tell than ?
Obama : Because they fantasize sex with Justin Bieber .
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He do look good as zombie, he will be acting as zombie in next "Resident Evil" movie

Billy Ray Cyrus: Hey Miley, When did you record that song ?
Miley Cyrus : That’s Justin Bieber song .

Justin Bieber is borrowing cloths from Lady Gaga for her next video .

Q: Why Justin Biebers use elevator most of the time ?
A: To reach puberty as soon as possible.

Your momma is so stupid that she think Justin Bieber is a Guy .

Your mother is so stupid that she think Justin Bieber can sing.

Kim Kardasian : I think i got ” Bieber Fever”
Doctor : No it is “Herpes”.

Justin staring at Gibson Guitar , ” What is this thing , it has 6 strings. My guitar at home has 5 buttons .

What does Justin Bieber and the crowd at Time Square for new years have in common? They’re both waiting for balls to drop!

Q:: Why did Justin Bieber Crossed the road ?
A:: To reach the puberty .

Justin Biebers not gay, just ask his boyfriend!

Selena Gomez will Never get a boy-friend,
Next day news: “Selena and Justin in Relation”
Told you, she turned lesbian .

There were three guys the 1st guy says, “I must have the smallest head in the world”. The 2nd guy says, “I must have the smallest arms in the world”. The Third says, “I must have the smallest penis in the world”. Then they go to the Guinness World Records and the 1st guy says, “I do have the smallest head in the world”. The 2nd guy says “I do have the smallest arm in the world” The Third barges in mad and says, “who the fuck is this Justin Bieber!”.

Real Name of JB is DustBin Bieber.

Who is Gay ?
Justin Bieber : “That should be me”

Justin Bieber is sad that his record for most disliked youtube video is broken by Rebecca Black

This news is epic , 27years old Justin Bieber look alike women.

Facebook: I wont let u study

Facebook:
"hahaha i wont let u study x-D"

Student:
"Plz dont do this to me..i beg u.. :( "

Facebook:
"ok then log out and study..!"

Student:
"yaar ta ta risaihaalis... la la bhayo u win...
show me what's new ? :p:D

Facebook Status- Chhora Bigriyo Pulsar le...

छोरा बिग्रियो pulsar ले छोरी बिग्री facebook ले

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chhora bigriyo pulsar le, chhori bigri facebook le

Nepali Facebook Shayari

दुध खान दिउँला, दही खान दिउँला, मोहीले चुठौली
facebook मै दिन ढल्नेछ तिम्रो, facebook मै उठौली

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dudh kahan diula, dahi khana diula, mohile chuthauli
facebook mai din dhalnechha timro, facebook mai uthauli

Nepali Facebook JOke/Status

शिक्षक : बाबु हो पेज नं. ७५ पल्टाओ त !
बिद्यार्थी : सर मैले त पेज नं. ७५ नै भेटिन त !
शिक्षक : हो र ? कुन book खोल्यौ र ??
बिद्यार्थी : facebook सर !!!!!

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Teacher: babu ho page no. 75 paltaao ta !
student: sir maile ta page no. 75 nai bhetina ta !
Teacher: ho ra? kun book kholyau ra ?
Student: facebook sir !!!!!

Nepali Facebook Status: Aajkal mero dhyaan

आजकल मेरो ध्यान text book मा भन्दा facebook मा बढी गइरहेको छ !

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aajkal mero dhyaan text book ma bhanda facebook ma badhi gairaheko chha.

Facebook Ma Jalan- Facebook Status

आज पुरै facebook धुवाँ धुवाँ भएको छ .... मसंग शायद कोहि कोहि अति नै जलेको जस्तो छ

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aaja purai facebook dhuwan dhuwan bhayeko chh .... masanga shayad kohi kohi ati nai jaleko jasto chha ....

Facebook Status- Nepali

भो अबदेखि तिम्रो प्रोफाइलमा जान्न, मन पर्ला पर्ला जस्तो पो भो !!!!!!

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Bho abadekhi timro profile ma jaanna, mann parlaa parlaa jasto po bho ....

Difference Between School And Girl's Collage स्कुल र गर्ल्स कलेज

स्कुल र गर्ल्स कलेजमा के फरक छ, थाहा छ ??????
स्कुलको छेउछाउ तिर "स्कुल एरिया बिस्तारै हाँक्नुस्" भनेर लेखेको हुन्छ ..... तर गर्ल्स कलेजको छेउछाउ तिर लेखेको हुदैन ..... किनकी गर्ल्स कलेजको अगाडी पुगेपछि सबैले गाडी आफैं बिस्तारै हाँक्छन .........

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School ra girls collage ma ke farak chha, thaha chha ????

School ko chheuchhau tira "School Area, Bistaarai Haaknus" bhanera lekheko hunchh .... tara girl's collage ko chheuchhau tira lekheko hundaina .... kinaki girl's collageko agadi puge pachhi sabaile gaadi aafai bistaarai haakchhan ........

Funny Nepali LOve Shayari

पहिलो भेटमै डेटिंग भनि आँट्नेको पिरती रे
आकाश पाताल जोड्छु भनि ढाँट्नेको पिरती रे
आफुले न त आँटन नै सकियो, न त ढाँट्न नि
जति मन पराए नि, जाबो लभ पर्दै परेन नि

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pahilo bhet mai dating bhani aatne ko pirati re
aakash pataal jodchhu bhani, dhaatne ko pirati re
aafule ta na aatna nai sakiyo, na ta dhaatna ni
jati man paraaye ni, jaabo love pardai parena ni

Nepali Loving Girl's: Love Status: Jaba euti ketile

जब एउटी केटीले आफ्नो पर्स हराउन्छे अनि भन्छे :
गरिब केटी: हे भगवान मेरो पैसा !!!!
धनि केटी: ओ गड ! माइ डेबिट कार्ड ....
सुन्दर केटी: हे भगवान ! त्यसमा त मेरो "अनुराग"को फोटो थियो ......

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jaba euti ketile aafno purse haraaunchhe ... ani bhanchhe
Gareeb Keti: he bhagawaan mero paisa !!!
Dhani Keti: Oh god ! my debit card .....
Sunder Keti: he bhagawaan ! tyasma ta mero "Anurag" ko photo thiyo ........

Before & After Marriage Love: Priye Bhana Maatrai

केटा
_____बिहे अघि_____
प्रिय भन मात्रै तिम्रो लागि म तारा झारी दिन्छु
_____बिहे पछी_____
धेरै किच किच नगर म तेरो दारा झारी दिन्छु
_____बिहे अघी_____
प्रिय तिमि कति राम्री पुर्णिमा कि जुन जस्ती
_____बिहे पछी_____
कस्ती अगतिली हो नपग्लिने नुन जस्ती


केटी
_____बिहे अघि_____
darling मलाई केहि चाहिदैन तिम्रो माया भय पुग्छ
_____बिहे पछी_____
हेर यो अल्छी बुढो कमाई धमाई छैन अबेला सम्म सुत्छ
_____बिहे अघि_____
darling अलि नजिक आऊ मलाई अंगालोमा समाऊ
_____बिहे पछी_____
ए सानेका बाऊ तिम्ले के खायौ मुख गनायो अलि पर जाउ

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Keta
_____ bihe aghi ____
priye bhana maatrai timro laagi ma tara jhari dinchhu
_____ bihe pachhi ____
dherai kich kich nagar ma tero dara jhaari dinchhu
_____ bihe aghi _____
priye timi kati raamri purnima ki jun jasti
_____ bihe pachhi ____
timi kasti agatili hau, napagline nun jasti

Keti
_____ bihe aghi _____
darling malai kehi chahidaina, timro maya bhaye pugchha
_____ bihe pachhi _____
hera yo alchhi budho, kamai dhamai chhaina, aber samma sutchha
_____ bihe aghi _____
darling ali najik aau, malai angaloma samau
_____ bihe pachhi _____
ye saaneka baau timle k khaayau, mukh ganayo ali para jaau

Funny Nepali Shayari

मिनिस्कर्टमा सजिने मिस नेपाललाई, सारी देखे रिस उठ्छ
मलाई दिनदिनै काट्नु पर्ने आफ्नै, दाह्री देखे रिस उठ्छ

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miniskartma sajine mis nepallai, sari dekhe ris uthchha
malai din dinai katnu parne aafnai, dari dekhe ris uthchha

Hello I Am Joking ... LOL

You are ABCD...
Attractive Beautiful Cute Dear

You are EFG...
Excellent Funny Georgeous

You are HIJ...
Hello ! I am Joking....... LOL

Making Sentence with Alphabet "I"

Teacher: tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".

Student: I is the...

Teacher: stop. never put 'is' after an "I"..always put 'am' after an "I"...........

Student: ok.ok..

I am the ninth letter of the alphabet..!! :D

Good news and bad news for a Girl

Good news and bad news

Doctor: Mrs. Preety I have a good news for you.

Preety: What do you mean by Mrs. Preety? I am Miss Preety.

Doctor: Oh! Sorry Miss Preety, I have bad new for you....:D

Inverse Relation between Man and Woman

When man becomes RICH,

he becomes NAUGHTY.....

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When a woman becomes NAUGHTY,
she becomes RICH......

After Drinking- Men Talk Unnecessarily But....

After Drinking-
Men Talk Unnecessarily, Become Emotional, Drive Badly, Stop Thinking, Fight 4 Nothing...

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Hats Off 2 Women

They Can Do All These Without Drinking ;) :D

How To Propose A Girl In Facebook | Mathemetical Way of Proposal

Mathematical Proposal During fb chat:

Boy: Hey Plz Solve this and reply
me the answer,
# 9x - 7i > 3(3x - 7u)
Girl started solving,
# 9x - 7i > 3(3x - 7u)
or, 9x - 7i > 9x - 21u
or, -7i > -21u
or, 7i < 21u
ans, i < 3 u

Now girl's reply: i♥u

Boy: i♥u too!!

♥Isn't it cute? :)♥

BF/GF Jokes | Last Year, She Was My Cousin

A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend

Friend Asked : Who Is She?

Boy : My Cousin.

The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.! :D