New Justin Bieber Jokes ! 2012

Ok! here are some (Dustbin bieber) Justin Bieber jokes , most of them are collected from internet and some are made by me. Justin Barber haters will like these jokes and Justin Barber fan will give comment like “You are jealous of Justin Barber”. Without further words here are some JB joke collections! Enjoy and do share with your friends icon wink New Justin Bieber Jokes !

Justin Bieber Got his new movie “Never Say Never” , but he already said never twice icon razz New Justin Bieber Jokes ! .

Do you know what “Never say Never” sounds like ? its like your teacher at your classroom screaming at you and saying “don’t say fuck in class!”

Justin Bieber’s mother often tells his friends stories of when he was little. The stories are from a few months ago.

Who’s that girl singing? Oh…Wait…Thats justin beiber

I called Justin Bieber gay, and he slapped me with his purse.

Yo Usher! Are you coming out tonight? -Nah I’m babysitting Justin Bieber!

Justin Bieber always sings about girls… she must be a lesbian.

Hey you guys are so mean to Justin, leave HER alone!

Justin Bieber kept video of himself striping in YouTube, which caught the attention of gay manager and next day he became star.

In an interview with MTV News, Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe said that when he heard Justin Bieber sing for the first time, he thought he was a woman. That’s ridiculous. Justin Bieber is not a woman. He’s a girl.

In next season of Disney’s Hannah Montana , Justin will be playing the role of Hannah Montana.

Justin Bieber is the Brand Ambassadors of sanitary pads.

Justin Bieber is using hair growing oil to get puberty .

2000A.D – OMG Backstreet boys!!!
2006A.D – Who is Backstreet boys ?
2010A.D – OMG Justin Bieber!!!!!!
2015A.D – Who is Justin Bieber.

Miley Cyrus shaves more often than Justin Bieber.

It seems he is using her older sisters in his videos.

Most of the Justin’s concert are free because no one is willing to pay for it.

Police are now using Justin Bieber’s songs as torture devices.

Even deaf cannot resist the song of Justin Bieber.

Kim Kardashian received death threats from Justin Bieber fans after he jokingly tweeted that she was his girlfriend. One Justin Bieber fan tweeted that she will use her lunch money to hire a hit man.

Q. What’s the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga ?
A. One of them has balls and it ain’t Bieber.

Justin Biebers new song is “if i were a boy”.

You’ve got to feel sorry for JB ………….. She’s under extreme pressure with all the hype surrounding her.

Q: How to make Justin Bieber cry?
A: Tell him Santa’s not real!

Justin Beiber fell off the ladder trying to reach puberty .

Justin Beiber will star on next transformer movie , his name in transformer will be “Faggatron” .

Q: When will Justin Bieber win the Grammy ?
A: After Justin Bieber hits the puberty , damn he will never win Grammy then.

JB wants new Barbie Doll kit as christmas gift .

JB doesn’t need mic to sing , no one needs mic for lip-syncing .

Q: Why did the Chicken cross the Road?
A:To get away from Justin Bieber!!!

JUSTIN: mom i think i finally hit puberty
MOM: really? how do u know?
JUSTIN: I’m bleeding from my vagina.

Stop making fun of him. Every time you make fun of him, you’re making fun of someone’s daughter.

Instead of saying when pigs fly say when justin beiber hits pueberty.

According to E! , Justin Bieber and Usher is in relationship and was found on late night dating. They will marry once Justin turns 18.

“Justin Bieber Finally hit the Puberty” was the biggest April Fool Joke of the Year .

13yrs old Girl got detention for misspelling “Believers” as “BELIBERS”.

The Justin Bieber song “Baby” is the official theme song of Gay Association .

Obama : We are going through major crisis , all the teen girls are becoming Lesbian.
Press : How can you tell than ?
Obama : Because they fantasize sex with Justin Bieber .
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He do look good as zombie, he will be acting as zombie in next "Resident Evil" movie

Billy Ray Cyrus: Hey Miley, When did you record that song ?
Miley Cyrus : That’s Justin Bieber song .

Justin Bieber is borrowing cloths from Lady Gaga for her next video .

Q: Why Justin Biebers use elevator most of the time ?
A: To reach puberty as soon as possible.

Your momma is so stupid that she think Justin Bieber is a Guy .

Your mother is so stupid that she think Justin Bieber can sing.

Kim Kardasian : I think i got ” Bieber Fever”
Doctor : No it is “Herpes”.

Justin staring at Gibson Guitar , ” What is this thing , it has 6 strings. My guitar at home has 5 buttons .

What does Justin Bieber and the crowd at Time Square for new years have in common? They’re both waiting for balls to drop!

Q:: Why did Justin Bieber Crossed the road ?
A:: To reach the puberty .

Justin Biebers not gay, just ask his boyfriend!

Selena Gomez will Never get a boy-friend,
Next day news: “Selena and Justin in Relation”
Told you, she turned lesbian .

There were three guys the 1st guy says, “I must have the smallest head in the world”. The 2nd guy says, “I must have the smallest arms in the world”. The Third says, “I must have the smallest penis in the world”. Then they go to the Guinness World Records and the 1st guy says, “I do have the smallest head in the world”. The 2nd guy says “I do have the smallest arm in the world” The Third barges in mad and says, “who the fuck is this Justin Bieber!”.

Real Name of JB is DustBin Bieber.

Who is Gay ?
Justin Bieber : “That should be me”

Justin Bieber is sad that his record for most disliked youtube video is broken by Rebecca Black

This news is epic , 27years old Justin Bieber look alike women.

Facebook: I wont let u study

Facebook:
"hahaha i wont let u study x-D"

Student:
"Plz dont do this to me..i beg u.. :( "

Facebook:
"ok then log out and study..!"

Student:
"yaar ta ta risaihaalis... la la bhayo u win...
show me what's new ? :p:D

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